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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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