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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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