Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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