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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Keanu Reaves

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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