- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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