- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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