A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Massie is a fatass

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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