- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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