- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

knock knock whos there? nobody

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

A person from Singapore eats

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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