Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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