- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

this is not an anti joke

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

guest what i love pancakes

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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