Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A mans opinion.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

Andy Carrol

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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