- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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