poo

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Microwave

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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