Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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