- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

a man walked into a bar....

Burp

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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