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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Yo mama is so fat she died

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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