What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Horse with a chair on his head.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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