- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

your mom died.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between a lamp?

hey

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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