How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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