Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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a irish man walks past a bar

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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hi jonny

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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