- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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