Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Anti Joke

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