What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

thumb_up thumb_down -16

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A russian gives away vodka.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -16

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops