What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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