- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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