- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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