- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Im taking a shit right now.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Ian's mind Elevator music

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Where's my tractor?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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