- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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