- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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