Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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