What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

An Artic Storm.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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