- Anti Joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Loner.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.