- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What do you call two dog? dogs

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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