- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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