what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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That's what she didn't say

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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