What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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