What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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