- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

I regret everything.....

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Where's my tractor?

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

women sports....

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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