J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Women's Rights

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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