- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Hail Heetluh

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Yock

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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