- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Beka has AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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