- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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