Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Your mam is so fat.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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