- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Where's the dick??? east

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

My mum is called Steve

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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