A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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