So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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