- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

My parents died!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a black man? Black

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Female rights.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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