An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

"Knock knock." "No."

Winter

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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