- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I shot a bitch.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Agent 47.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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