I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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The MLS

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women sports....

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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