- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

honest politician

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

women rights

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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