- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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