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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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