- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??