Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Top Gear USA

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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