- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Where's the dick??? east

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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